averagefairy:

what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no


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joshpeck:

alright, put the money in the bag….

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PUT IT IN

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umm, you’re facing the wrong way, sir

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oh hahahahahaha

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ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY


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agtcarters:

YOUNG AVENGERS FANCAST | Arden Cho as Kate Bishop

Ever notice in movies how people can just, like, dive underwater and see where they’re going just fine? Drives me crazy. I open my eyes underwater and all I see is a blurry fog and everthing stings… And if it’s not freshwater? Forget it. Movies are stupid”


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gorgoneions:

theumbrellaseller:

#i’m not a model the cannon just went off   

(Source: pelinelin)


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bangarz:

9/100 FAVOURITE CHARACTERS→ Gob Bluth, Arrested Development

I know what an erection feels like. No, it’s the opposite. It’s like my heart is getting hard. 


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artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD


8 hours ago ♥ 27,076 notes | via → original

(Source: official-mens-frights-activist)


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boopboopcat:

So i was beginning to watch The X-Files and in episode 2 the main character buys this picture claiming to be a ufo for $20.00 and i couldn’t help but close my eyes to get a grip of life because the ufo looks like a floating dorito chip and totally not like the typical burger shaped ufos and the guy actually believes that it is a genuine ufo and not a floating dorito chip and i can’t even believe what’s even going on anymore because he spent $20.00 on a picture that looks like a floating dorito chip and actually believes it’s a ufo and i’m here seriously questioning the reality this tv show when it is revolved around the existence of aliens. 

(Source: fdd3d5)


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turianbatman:

Do you expect me to talk?
No, Ms. Bond. I expect you to die!

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lamelatios:

not being at comic con like 


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