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whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

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"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin

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Everyone’s like whoa, ants can lift 50 times their weight. A fucking leaf is like 50 times their weight. I’ll fight an ant right now.

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Riley always checks to see if you are as happy to go on a walk as she is 💖

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[cries but also keeps eyeliner intact]

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i’m a film student

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MY anaconda certainly wasn’t dope after that video with nicki.

???! what? who are you?!

admit it, you weren’t just interested in her personality….you lusted after her. you were attracted to her body! your innocuous purity had almost dissipated after your time with her! 

no! that’s not true!! her personality was all i saw as she posed in front of that chair! i never meant anything more than that!

tch, lying through your teeth will get you nowhere! you’re me! and obviously i’m you. the desire coursing through your veins….i felt it all! and i loved it!

no! stop it! you’re…….not me!

[battle music intensifies]

i am a shadow….your true self. now, why don’t you show everyone how lewd you truly are?

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